General Tso

November 19, 2008 at 9:19 pm | Posted in Travel | 4 Comments
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Tomorrow I leave for China, that far flung mysterious country of the synchronized Olympic dancing and drum-beating.


To my readers: I will try to post an occasional update on my travels, but I’m not sure if I will be able to blog there. Because, you know, the Communism.

To my wife: I love you and will miss you dearly. Enjoy your time alone with the doggies. I will try to call you as much as possible, but I’m not sure if I’ll be able to call that often. Because, you know, the Communism.

To the Lindenites (Robin and the twoladies particularly): Keep an eye on my lady. Stop by the house and point out pictures of me. Sit on the couch and play XBox at excessively loud volumes to remind her of me. Say hello to my dogs, but when you do, call Lulu “Monkey” and call Tully “Cow.” 

To the people I work with: I would totally get in touch with you regarding all the urgent e-mails you are sending me, but I can’t. Mostly because of the Communism…but, to be fair, also because I just don’t want to.

Wish me luck. The last time I went to Asia, there was a coup and the military overthrew the Thai government. I swear I had nothing to do with it.

Coup 2



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